Saturday, 25 August 2007


I've been thinking a lot lately about lovely female friends of mine who have been on the receiving end of appalling behaviour by their male partners and the pain and anguish it causes. A few of them have made the big leap and left, absorbing the consequences such action can have on kids, living arrangements, finances etc. Hats off to you ladies....You know you've made the right decision.

But it also reminded me of my Dad who had his own unique remedy to this kind of behaviour. I preface this story with 2 points:

1. Not all Serbs are genocidal mass-murderers
2. Never cross a Serb

About 25 years ago I was engaged to a loathsome man, though of course, I didn't think so at the time. Five months before our supposed wedding, I found him in bed with a friend - I use that word advisedly. I kicked him out of my house and life, but discovered that the sense of betrayal was not so easily eradicated and after about 2 weeks I thought I was literally going to die of a broken heart. My Dad called and said, 'Come home for a while. We'll go shopping.' He was a man way ahead of his time. So we're standing at the make-up counter at Finnegans in Wilmslow (now WAG-land central) and I'm holding several bags of emotional retail therapy in my arms, when suddenly Dad looks at me and says (in a heavy Eastern European accent),

'We could finish him for good.'
'What?' I say
'I could fix it.'
'That bastard. Nobody does this to my daughter. We could make it difficult for him to walk again. I know people.'

My bottom jaw has dropped slightly and I'm eyeing the permatanned Barbie doll across the counter to check out how much of this she's heard. My Dad has offered to off my fiance, temporarily or permanently, depending on how I feel. For a nanosecond I'm tempted, but then the reality of what he's suggesting and where we are having this conversation hits me and that's when I start to laugh and gasp until the tears are sliding down my cheeks.

'Bloody hell, Dad, this isn't the Godfather. He's not worth it.'

Dad just looks at me and smiles.

Of course, I couldn't resist telling all our mutual friends and eventually the story got round to the loathsome one who I was told spent several years looking over his shoulder when he walked down London streets at night, all alone. The betrayal was awful, oooh but the revenge was sweet and lasted so much longer.


Gatepost productions said...

Lovely Story Dragana.

My Son-in-law is Algerian - his father was rather similar in outlook to yours. Removed Djaffar's teacher from school for a while for being unfair to the lad! ....he was a senior policeman!

My Daughter-in-law is Japanese ... her father would have a nervous breakdown at the thought of violence

Nice story though!

Kerenhappuch said...

Wonerful! I was right to nominate you for the Cretive Bloogers' Award.

Viki Lane said...

Fantastic stuff!


Drags said...

Thanks for all the encouraging's getting me over a bit of a writing hump....and I don't mean that in a nice way, if you know what I mean!!

Penny Pincher said...

Hello just found you via Wifey's comments and dropped by to see who you are - I'm pop back to read more (but later as must get some tea - grrrr) was drawn to your blog thro' your mention of Waitrose at Ciren - I'm an ex Glos shire gal (via surrey and london)- still miss the old county.

Cathy said...

Wish my dad had been like that when I was faced with somewhat similar circumstances!